Little to report

I am boring. No dating. Baby tries to entice me but after a three week no see, I'm sure he's bored. Match.com provides hat wearing fathers.

Called the EX a few nights ago. Was rubbing Cutter's belly and wanted to talk to him. Realized after he didn't answer that we've been broken up four years now. He lives in Colorado. Last time I talked to him was to tell him the cat died and he wasn't pleased to hear from me.

Learned that work guy encouraged work to hire a hostess he hit on. She's 20 and blonde. Sits two rows over.

This, my friends, is what we call a rut.