The Internet Still Hates Me.

Ok.  I got back on the internet and no one is there.  They have all left.  No winks or emails or anything.
I threw out to the universe that I am done dating and what do I get?  Agreement.

Trying to be proactive I winked at mutiple guys, even emailed a couple.  One said in his profile that he loved his job because he got to save the world.  I thought to myself "Yes, maybe he is in Green Peace!"  So I carefully crafted a breezy email:

Hi,  I read your profile and am dying to know what you do to save the world.  Most importantly, does it involve tights or a cape?

His response to what I believed was a witty opening:

If you really must know, I difuse Bombs.

Oh.

Wow.  You really do save the world then.

And without a sense of humor it must seem.  Nothing more from He-Man.

Another dude, 28, emailed asking how my week is going and if I have any fun plans coming up.  I responded, but my heart isn'y into it.  I want to stamp my feet and cry....  Why don't boys like me anymore?